I hate lizards, but they don't!

There are two guys I know who love lizards. One's my bro, and the other's lil' ethan, as seen in a fireman's suit below. The first guy, who is already 25 years old, continues to derive extreme pleasure from scaring people with Lizard, as pictured on my macbook. He hides Lizard beneath the felt cloth covering for my keyboard and waits in sheer anticipation for his older sister to lift the cloth up. Sometimes, he also throws Lizard at me while I'm watching TV. As for lil' Ethan, he calls Lizard "CUTE LIZARD". *faint*. I hope he doesn't grown up to be like my warped bro, though he does show some potential! EEKS!